Yes, yes! Tongyiyi nodded like Dao garlic very dog leg chimed in.
I didn’t expect you and Shao Wei to be so predestined friends that they can meet again. It’s really fate! Oh, ha ha ha ~ Great aunt Sun made a queen smile with ambiguous sipping mouth.
Yes, yes! Didn’t come out from the dog leg mode TongYiyi followed by chimed in.
Um …? What seems to be wrong …? Wait!
Tong Yiyi felt his neck stiff … Mechanically twisted his neck and looked at the beautiful man next to him. Please stop that now! ! ! ….. Handsome man a face of spring breeze smile let TongYiYi now feel a burst of despair because his head gently point a little …
God … shame me to finish it once …
Salt is really a handsome man … Honkhonk …
Chapter 19 Stereotype fake couples drama
Great aunt sun took grandma tong away with a vague face, so that the two young people who had just fallen in love at first sight could have a good talk … Tong Yiyi had no face to lose, and he was thickskinned, so you can’t play like this … Two old people left, and now Tong Yiyi and Yan Shaowei are sitting face to face …
Tong Yiyi is desperate … Is it faster to move the flowerpot directly behind him and stun him ?.. Neither of them spoke. Tong Yiyi is afraid to look at Yan Shaowei’s face any more, handsome boy. You must forgive me! It was quiet for a while, and the quiet atmosphere made Tong Yiyi feel suffocated. Finally, she summoned up the courage to look up at Yan Shaowei and planned to explain a series of gods. It seems that Yan Shaowei is also very easy to bully and should not be angry with her … So thinking about it, she summoned up the courage and raised her head.
Yan Shaowei smiles when he sees something interesting! Don’t be angry, he will be very happy! ! ! Tong Yiyi’s atmosphere, the girl is upset like this. You didn’t mean to say it earlier! ! ! How can Yan Shaowei be careless? He means something special! I always take care of myself. My distant relative grandma said that she has a girl she likes very much, or she is an old friend and granddaughter. She insisted on introducing her to him.
The original words are like this: Shao Weiya is a very cute girl, but I have grown up since I was a child. Please turn around and be my granddaughter’s wife, and leave no one behind, you know! Yan Shaowei, a fat boy, is not interested. Recently, she has just found a girl who is interesting to her taste, and she hasn’t had enough fun. Besides, Grandma Sun can’t protect people from teasing, but she must be serious, but it is extremely braindamaging and physically harmful.
But how can you be careless when you meet Tong Yiyi? Yan Shaowei is so happy that he reveals his true emotions when he relaxes without paying attention. A smile can bully a beautiful man’s face. In an instant, some collapses are seen by Tong Yiyi, who is eager to have fun … Aye, aye, the little cute face is bulging with anger … It’s so cute … I really want to ravage it …
It’s a pity that it’s necessary to harm the image of a beautiful man to deceive people, otherwise, I really want to bully her. Yan Shaowei deserves to be a model of deception (who is Yan Shaowei? Cheat? You mean me? Laughter is not absolutely not! ) It just collapsed slightly, and the expression was immediately repaired, as if it had never happened. What you saw just now was an illusion …
Tong Yiyi didn’t think so much, but she felt that she was being molested … Then how can she flirt with others and let others flirt with her! Tongyiyi DengYuan eyes glared at Yan Shaowei, waiting for him to finish talking and forgot to lose his adult in front of others …
Yan Shaowei’s heart is happier. Tong Yiyi’s sample will arouse his desire to stop. He’s more eager to try. It seems that God won’t let her go. This is that Yan Shaowei has introduced Tong Yiyi to Grandmother. He can’t just Doby seriously. It’s a bad ending … These two people have bad memories and it’s really a pair …
I don’t know anything about Yan Shaowei’s mind Tong Yiyi. It’s not that she’s stupid, but that she doesn’t think about her brain in any other direction now. It’s a straight line … Now the atmosphere doesn’t know when it became easier. Both of them didn’t realize that it was normal now. When they first met, they felt embarrassed.
Yan Shaowei took the initiative to break the situation are we good?
TongYiyi don’t understand what? It’s not like pretending to be boyfriend and girlfriend and then avoiding blind date. You said it wouldn’t be this routine …?
Yan Shaowei forcibly said that he ignored the little girl’s attitudeuhhuh, handsome boy, you can read less of the chairman’s article so that the girl’s heart can still be controlled! I didn’t say it, but Yan Shaowei understood it very well …
Yan Shaowei: Well … that’s probably the idea … but we can improve it, such as introducing each other’s friends to each other and trying to solve the problem from the root!
Tong Yiyi: Salt is a little bit less (3). Then I will call you salt less (4) kind …
Yan Shaowei … Did you listen to me …
Although I despise Yan Shaowei’s lack of creative methods, it is undeniable that it should be quite realistic to think about it, so that I won’t be dragged out for a walk by my grandmother every day, and I won’t take the road of blind date at a young age. Anyway, all problems can be solved by I want to go out with salt less.
Yan Shaowei was not surprised at all. Tong Yiyi promised him that he didn’t know what he had suddenly made such a suggestion. After that, when they met, they would always have more friends. Just hang out with her and want to have fun. Yan Shaowei’s idea is casual and happy. Make her laugh. Of course, make her laugh! Conditional or not, create conditions!
Two people in cahoots. No … It’s fun! Tong Yiyi ate a few cakes again, and when she was swept away, her face showed a satisfied expression. Yan Shaowei was a face of pampering tenderness. To tell the truth, Tong Yiyi’s goose bumps have already started … She has no experience in showing love, but look at Great Aunt Sun and Grandma coming back and peeking at it …
Hum, this salt looks like a fox at first glance! Seduce Lori, you are not good enough! Yan Shaowei will give the cloven foot only after he has relaxed in front of familiar people. This time, Tong Yiyi’s IQ can also be seen that he should really reflect on it …
I walked casually again, had dinner together, and it was a little dark the day after tomorrow. Yan Shaowei said politely that she would do enough to send Miss Tong Yiyi back to her nest, and there would be a car to send her. Tong Yiyi naturally got into a row of seats behind the car, and the whole person was comfortable. The side seat was already going to take a nap.
Yan Shaowei took one look at the lonely driver’s seat and was appointed as a temporary driver. After carefully driving the car, he began to drive seriously. Who told another talking creature that his interest in Duke Zhou had surpassed him? … After driving smoothly for a while, Yan Shaowei stopped at a big intersection and waited for this block. He couldn’t help but look back at Tong Yiyi.
Tong Yiyi actually fell asleep for such a short time … Breathing smoothly may be a uncomfortable posture, which made her worry that she would roll to the ground. Yan Shaowei didn’t consciously laugh at the car. The atmosphere was very warm, but there was a disappointing sound outside.
The front! Will you always drive in a hurry? The red light is nothing. If it’s a man, just run for me! Get out of my way if you don’t have the guts! Such arrogant words come from waiting in line at the back for a red light. A car owner dressed up like a century airplane head gangster red SAO sports car copilot also took a coquettish woman Yan Shaowei to pick his eyebrows. Isn’t this the standard cannon fodder configuration …
The man looked at Yan Shaowei unawares, perhaps because he felt suddenly excited when he lost face …
Chapter 20 The first PK match with Shan Jing
The man behind growled again, I always say that you didn’t hear me. Get out of here!
Although Yan Shaowei heard it, he still didn’t say anything and yawned unconsciously. He really didn’t mean to happen to be sleepy … The man saw that he had lost face in front of his girlfriend so disdainfully, and he became angry with the pig liver.
Yan Shaowei calmly continued to wait for the red light touch! A heavy object seems to have smashed his car, huh? Didn’t the other side throw something to attack …? But what can make such a big noise? Yan Shaowei was slightly surprised when a head suddenly fell from the former window! ! ! Everyone will be shocked, and Yan Shaowei is no exception. Because the head has brought shock to his heart, he unconsciously leaned back.
After taking another look, I found that it was not the head that was thrown over, but the man jumped into the car from behind! I jumped from the back car to the roof in the blink of an eye! ! ! He’s still human! ? What’s the matter …? Tong Yiyi was awakened at this moment, and it was estimated that there were not many people who could continue to sleep because of the loud noise. However, as soon as she asked this sentence, she saw the head suddenly hanging down and was frightened. She blurted out Ah! It’s not as loud as a normal hostess, but it doesn’t mean she’s not scared …
The two people in the car are a little out of order now, and the uninvited guest on the roof has already started a stepsmashing the car! Somehow, the man on the roof of the car was like a super chimpanzee. One, two, three smashed the roof of the car and the two of them felt that the whole car had begun to shake! That human way is simply a wild animal! After being smashed a few times, the top position of Tong Yiyi’s head was faintly concave. The man seemed to know that the roof had been smashed to sag. Instead of stopping, he aimed more hard at the sag!
Tong Yiyi is also the first time to meet this scene. Looking at the precarious roof and the side, she seems a little worried because she is in danger. Yan Shaowei, instead of avoiding Yan Shaowei’s wishes, greeted her! This kind of crisis scene made Tong Yiyi think of the new Ghost Nightwalk in a flash! It’s called the virtual combination of reality! The man suddenly issued such a powerful force … Maybe it’s also the gamer! ! ?
Thought of here, a sense of heroic mission arises spontaneously, but I am the chosen one! Next to this ordinary person Yan Shaowei, let him avoid it. Yan Shaowei and his roof will be protected by me! ! ! Aha, hahaha! ! ! (Please fill in the crayon Shinchan by yourself. I am super action hero! ) handcovered ears, beautiful and unique earrings, gently touched a few and waited! The hero is coming out!
Tong Yiyi instantly entered the game world, and the scene suddenly changed. It should be that Tong Yiyi was sitting in the car. Now there is a broken house. The back room is made of wood. The roof of the wooden shed is in jeopardy because of the chaos of the monster. From the gap in the wooden shed roof, you can see that the monster is a foot to hit the roof. Knock! Knock! Knock! The big foot stamped on the roof wood again and again.
Maybe I found Tong Yiyi’s monster and Tong Yiyi’s eyes. By the way, he has an incredible body that looks like a monkey but doesn’t look like a monkey’s face. His legs are equally strong and his whole body is hairy. He and Tong Yiyi’s eyes are shaking with repeated stomping. First, they are surprised. Maybe they didn’t expect Tong Yiyi to be a player. Then they show their emotions as contempt … and then they are ecstatic!
Also ….. Tong Yiyi looks like a weak little doll, and there is not much chance of winning. Again, her forced master drama was suspended by everyone, and the third place in the ranking was a little doll! ? The root is to send the door! Besides, she is the third. How do you want to beat her? It is estimated that winning PK points will be more than beating others! It’s like sending fat to the door!
Tong Yiyi was excited at the moment he saw the monster’s face. Who is that? Isn’t that a mountain spirit! Onelegged strength is super strong, jumping ability and agility are also firstclass, and the hardware strength is really strong. From this point of view, this is very unfavorable for Tong Yiyi, who is weak in physical strength and hardware combat effectiveness. But what is it that is not afraid but excited? Because it is said that the IQ of Shanjing is quite low, and all the tricks will be shot, stupid! Being forced to PK for the first time still has the possibility of winning! ! ! Great ~
Isn’t this just the right thing for Tong Yiyi? Both of them are very proud, but Tong Yiyi is a little worried that Yan Shaowei, now on her side, is an ordinary person. It’s not good for him to be involved in such an abnormal fight … Tong Yiyi took advantage of the block to see where there is a statue of Yan Shaowei left next to him. The statue is portrayed as a handsome man floating out of the dust, unlike a square being served in a mortal house, but the statue’s eyes are cold, as if it were nothing. Arrogance and loneliness are impressive, unlike the general god shape.
Tong Yiyi quickly looked around the wooden house and there was nothing else. Is that statue the incarnation of Yan Shaowei? ? But I still don’t want to hear the crack of white roof wood back to Tong Yiyi’s sight. The roof wood can’t support the disintegration!
Tong Yiyi’s mind moved, and a huge cardboard appeared on her head to meet the broken wood and quickly repaired it! The wood was blocked back by cardboard before it came and fell! The cardboard held up all the wood and pushed it back. The cardboard seemed sticky, and all the wood was stuck back in the original order! The roof was restored in an instant!
Not only did the mountain spirit movement have no effect, but what made him more dissatisfied was that the sticky cardboard seemed to stick to his hair, which generally stuck to his legs and feet. The mountain spirit went crazy! Owowface upwards shouted a few furious just tore his feet from the cardboard, and after another scream, the mountain spirit was stuck and his hair was finally pulled away from the cardboard.
Furious mountain spirit jumped off the roof and tried to tear down the house directly from the front …!
Chapter 21 Bald mountain spirit
How can this work! Not surprisingly, the real representative of this house should be Yan Shaoche … What can I do if the car is demolished? Tong Yiyi pushed open the door and rushed out to face the mountain spirit. The mountain spirit saw that the little one came out by himself, and he was even more proud of fighting with oneonone force. How could this little one be better than him!
The mountain spirit is going to make a quick victory and retreat for a certain distance, and then he rushes towards Tong Yiyi, jumping around the forest scene, shaking the trees back and forth, and the rustling of leaves has enhanced the shock. Tong Yiyi stood still and looked straight at the mountain spirit, trying to imagine that there was a card in front of her. The rectangle of the card was big enough to block Tong Yiyi’s whole body. It was the card with the clownthe king.
The card clown should not move, but the clown in colorful clothes, Shan Jing, suddenly turned his eyes as if he were alive and smiled! With bright red lips and big mouth, it is very corresponding to grinning, especially exaggerating. Shan Jing is still not afraid. Isn’t it just a picture? Applying a child can be similar to a bad drama skill and scary, but it can’t do substantial damage. In her words, she also said that she has interference skills that can cover her opponents, and her strength is just scary.
He thinks it’s true that the skill of seating children is similar to the skill of camouflage except that it can control the opponent’s movements. It’s just that the camouflage is a camouflage, and it can’t hurt if you don’t take it by surprise, just like a phantom.
Suo Shan Jing didn’t slow down, but he was still running towards Tong Yiyi. The clown’s eyes turned several times and smiled, and then the whole person jumped out of the card! Jumped out clown activities a body also toward the mountain spirit that face to meet the past! And in the process, it became bigger and bigger, higher than the mountain spirit, higher than the house, higher than the tree, and the huge figure covered the whole visual picture.
The mountain spirit is even more proud. It must be a coverup. Where is the common skill so fancy? There is a fear that he will ignore the clown now and start to note the clown again. Tong Yiyi’s mountain spirit has arrived at the clown’s giant foot. The clown giggled and held out a big gesture to catch him. He ignored the mountain spirit and went straight through the moving speed, skipping the clown’s body. The clown seemed to have a rich color in the whole body when the camera was not in good contact. Two of them were crossed by the mountain spirit.
There is nothing to stop the mountain spirit! Third, that’s all. Aha, hahaha! The mountain spirit laughed and stretched out his thick arm to Tong Yiyi’s neck. Tong Yiyi’s face showed horror and retreated backwards, but he couldn’t come … The mountain spirit’s arm had reached … Brush and pull a mountain spirit’s hand to pass the tender neck of the child is … Tong Yiyi’s figure flashed for a while and then returned to its original state …
I can’t believe that the mountain spirit looked at her hand and grabbed the child’s neck hard just now. No accident, this can directly tear the neck and take her head! But … Tong Yiyi is flashing like a clown … It turns out that this little guy is also an illusion! No wonder the hand didn’t touch the object just now! Pawn!
The mountain spirit is complete! I don’t know when there are many cards, like a wall, which surrounds him from five directions with great speed. Left! Right! Before! After! Finally, even a card fell from the sky! All the cards tightly surround the mountain spirit, stick it to his skin, and then deform like a silkworm chrysalis to wrap him tightly! The last thing he saw was that the king of hearts jumped at his card face from the sky and blocked his last ray of light with a bad smile …
That card is as sticky as the cardboard. The mountain spirit can’t break free after being wrapped. How can he make a splash? The card is just like skin. The bag of cards is getting tighter and tighter, and then … it is loosened … All the cards are separated from the mountain spirit at the same time. Because of the stickiness, his hair is stuck … bald …
In addition, even the skin of the mountain spirit’s worst place fell off to reveal bright red flesh and blood … Besides, Tong Yiyi’s ability is limited, and she is also afraid of blood and pain. Looking at the mountain spirit’s suffering, she also feels too cautious. She didn’t dare to be too hard. The place where the skin was glued off was not well mastered … The mountain spirit’s rough skin and bitter skin didn’t suffer much … Bald! The monkey is ugly as soon as he loses his hair, and the main color is pink as he jumps and jumps with his fat.
Tong Yiyi’s cabin has never come out and rushed out, which is also an illusion. She is so weak that her little trick will definitely be seconds killed … Fortunately, this time I met a big fool … It was so smooth … Through the gap in the cabin, I saw the picture of the mountain spirit being stripped of its hair. Tong Yiyi couldn’t help but laugh that she didn’t notice that the corner of her rear idol was slightly tilted.
It’s a good thing that no one around has seen him. He tries to comfort himself. He forgets that this is the game scene. In real life, this is the road … There is a sudden strong wind in the silent forest. All the leaves rustle continuously, with laughter and shouting …
Ha, ha, ha. Look at that man taking off all his clothes.
You see you see hair also calculate how even the eyebrows are gone! Gnome male.
The street is really indecent and likes to go home naked!
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